babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

me: *touches a sleeping cat*
cat: mrrrr???
me: touchdown

ratkiley:

sure would be nice if i could go to one event where old men wouldn’t treat me like a piece of meat

usbdongle:

feeling insecure because you don’t think a fictional character would find you attractive

image

I love my skin!

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

Nicki + 2014 Fashion

jaclcfrost:

having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun

velveteenrabbit:

illustratosphere:

Extraordinary miniature paintings by Lorraine Loots | Tumblr | Instagram

omg.

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss

honestly fuck beowulf